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Stop what you are doing right now and look at this. This, dear friends, is Fun Factory's newest toy, the Stronic Eins*. You may be thinking to yourself, "Meh, it's another vibrator/vaginal stimulator. Big whoop." Well, let me tell you something. This, according to reports, is no mere vibrator. It's a pulsator, and the first of its kind. It sort of...shimmies...back and forth, replicating intercourse. It's even rechargeable, and early reviews are calling it super quiet. Want to see how it works? Check out Fun Factory's user manual video below:
Now, like I said, this thing is brand new. There are only a few reviews on it out there, but the reviews I've read so far place it between pretty decent and mind-blowing, and certainly unique. I'm good with unique. After all, there were toys I wasn't sure about, like the Pure Wand, which ended up completely blowing me away. I'm willing to take the risk. So, I'll be purchasing it, with the help of my Eden Points, in a little over a week. I'm calling it a birthday present to myself.
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*Please, please, do me a favor. Don't do like Husband did and pronounce it, "Stronic Anes." Eins, friends, is the German word for "one" (FF is a German company, remember?) and it is pronounced like this: the "E" is silent, long "i", then "ns." Like the word "pines," without the "p." You know what? Just remember it that way. "Pines" without the "p."
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