Stronic Eins!

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Stop what you are doing right now and look at this.  This, dear friends, is Fun Factory's newest toy,  the Stronic Eins*.  You may be thinking to yourself, "Meh, it's another vibrator/vaginal stimulator.  Big whoop."  Well, let me tell you something.  This, according to reports, is no mere vibrator.  It's a pulsator, and the first of its kind.  It sort of...shimmies...back and forth, replicating intercourse.  It's even rechargeable, and early reviews are calling it super quiet.  Want to see how it works?  Check out Fun Factory's user manual video below:

Now, like I said, this thing is brand new.  There are only a few reviews on it out there, but the reviews I've read so far place it between pretty decent and mind-blowing, and certainly unique.  I'm good with unique. After all, there were toys I wasn't sure about, like the Pure Wand, which ended up completely blowing me away.  I'm willing to take the risk.  So, I'll be purchasing it, with the help of my Eden Points, in a little over a week.  I'm calling it a birthday present to myself.

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In the interest of full disclosure, I feel I have to tell you that the Stronic Eins runs at about $199, making it the most expensive toy I would own thus far.  Before you swoon and pass out like a Victorian school marm at the price, let me tell you a secret!  Hop on over to Eden Fantasys and enter the code HOT4YOU at checkout for 25% off, good until Feb 15th @3pm EST.  Ta-da!

*Please, please, do me a favor.  Don't do like Husband did and pronounce it, "Stronic Anes."  Eins, friends, is the German word for "one" (FF is a German company, remember?) and it is pronounced like this: the "E" is silent, long "i", then "ns."  Like the word "pines," without the "p."  You know what?  Just remember it that way.  "Pines" without the "p."


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I love a good sale

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One thing I love about Eden Fantasys is that there is always some sort of sale, clearance, or promotion going on.  If you wait long enough, that pretty, pretty toy you were eyeing will probably go on sale eventually.  One of the toys I plan on picking up is actually on sale right now.  It's this amazing ditty:

Njoy Pure Wand
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What is that, you ask?  Why, that's the Njoy Pure Wand, a G-spot stimulator, or as I like to call it, "One of the Alpha Toys."  Supposedly, this piece of stainless steel is eight shades of awesome.  Is it really?  I'm not sure yet, as I won't be buying it for another few days.  I do know two things that I want to tell you.  First, almost every review I read of this thing basically says it is the toy for G-spotting.  Second, I have a glass toy that is shaped like this that I absolutely love, but I want a stainless steel one.  Why?  I keep dropping the glass one.  I'm clumsy, remember?  Anyway, that's what I'm going to be up to next.

Want your own?  Check out the product page on Eden Fantasys.  It's set to come back in stock around January 7th.  However, if you aren't interested in this one, check out Eden's New Year's Sale and Clearance.  Fun things, up to 70% off.

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Why I love Fun Factory Toys (and a little plug for Eden Fantasys)

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Fun Factory Smartballs

Today I realized I have 4 Fun Factory toys: 3 different exercisers and a vibrator.  For some reason, I keep coming back to Fun Factory toys again and again.  Even when I'm just window shopping for what I might like to review or try next, I constantly look at what FF is currently offering, but why?  Well, I've narrowed it down to several reasons.

1. Rechargeable.  Not all of Fun Factory's things are rechargeable, and in fact, items like Smartballs aren't powered at all, but a very large amount of their offerings are.  I'm particularly a fan of their "Click 'n' Charge" technology.  In plain English, it's a charger that holds on magnetically.  Although some people complain that the charger can get knocked off rather easily, I haven't had too much of a problem with it.

Fun Factory G4 Big Boss

2. Nice materials.   I'm a sucker for silicone.  It feels nice (it can be smooth, velvety, or somewhere in between), it's body safe (no questionable chemicals like "jelly" toys have), and it is super easy to clean.

3. Quality.  My original set of Smartballs saw a lot of use over a few years before they started to show any kind of wear.  I've had my Teneo Uno and Duo for a few months, with no issues.  Same with my G4 Big Boss.

4. Tons of choices. Whether you need an Kegel exerciser, a G-spot vibrator, a clitoral vibrator, a combo clitoral and vaginal toy, a prostate massager, or a couple's toy, Fun Factory has it in tons of fabulous colors, not just your typical pinks and purples.  Who is sick of pinks an purples?  This gal!

With all that being said, the next toy on my list happens to be a Fun Factory toy: the Bimini Ocean.  I'm super excited about it, and will probably be receiving it in the next week or so.

Want to try a Fun Factory toy yourself?  Right now, if you buy any of these toys at Eden Fantasys, you get a free, fun little extra to go with it (your choice of Sensual Cooling Gel or Kissable Glamour Powder).  And, a little birdy tells me that from December 17th to December 21st there will be free standard shipping on every order, free 2nd day air shipping on orders over $90, and free next day air on shipping over $120.  You're welcome.

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The Holidays are Coming Up...

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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, but people are starting to get their Christmas lists together.  If you've been waiting for a special occasion to get a really nice toy, this may be the time.  Want something, but don't know what?  Here are a few of my picks that I have tried and loved.

For Her: A wand vibrator, also called a massager.  Wand vibrators come in a variety of sizes, qualities, strengths, and colors.  Some are rechargeable, some run on batteries, some plug in to the wall.  The most well known is the Hitachi Magic Wand, which I currently own.  Many high-end companies are now coming out with their own version of wand vibrators, like the Lelo Smart Wand.  Even though wands are made for external use, you can buy attachments for some of them that allow them to be used internally, such as the Gee Whiz.

For Him:  Male Maturbator.  Honestly, this is an area that Husband and I are just learning about.  So many of our toys are female-centric, or female-centric that we learn how to use as a couple.  I wanted to get something for him, something high-quality.  The problem was that neither of us were sure if he'd like that kind of toy, since he'd never had one.  We came upon the Tenga Egg, which is a disposable one.  He loved it and now I'm on the hunt for a long-lasting toy that we can use together.  Or apart.  Or both.

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For the Couple: Vibrator and Massager.  I'm in love with the We-Vibe Touch for sex with Husband.  In certain positions it fits between us, is rechargeable, and made of silicone.  I also love the Contour M by JimmyJane for actual muscle massages.  Simple to use, made of ceramic, and doesn't hurt our hands.

We-Vibe Touch

JimmyJane Contour M

For info on female orgasm: The book!  I Love Female Orgasm is a book that I wouldn't be without now.  The book is all encompassing, so not all of the information will be relevant to every one.  However, the book is full of fantastic information.

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All that being said, what am I getting?  I've got my eye on a couple of things.  I'm thinking about getting Husband the Tenga Flip Hole.  And as a gift for us, my next order will probably be the Jopen Ego e3, and maybe these feathery things, just because I find them amusing.

If you want to start browsing, you may want to check out the Eden Fantasys promotion page for current sales.  Don't forget, if you buy from Eden, you get points which can applied to the next order.  Or, save up a lot of points to use on something big.  Points can even be used to pay for shipping.  It's up to you.  It's one of the (many) reasons I usually do my shopping there.  For more info on how the point system works, check out the points page.





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Jimmyjane Contour M (and a little plug for Eden Fantasys)

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Hey, you!  Stop what you are doing right now and look at this.  Look at what I found.  Look at what I ordered today!  It's the Contour M by Jimmyjane!

So, what is this magical object and why am I so over-the-moon excited?  Well, in short it is a ceramic massage tool/stone.  You can warm it up.  You can cool it down.  It's smooth and white and full of awesome.  According to Jimmyjane, you use the top dome for long strokes, and the four points on the bottom for a more multi-pointed massage.

But that still doesn't explain why I'm so worked up over it.  See, Husband and I love giving each other massages.  It's a soothing, bonding, relaxing time.  The problem is that even though I can massage him for quite some time, his fingers just can't take it.  They cramp up.  Therefore, the massages I receive, through no fault of his, are rushed and sometimes painful.  I'm really hoping the Contour M will help with that.

And where did I find this wonderful item that I'm hoping lives up to its awesome reputation?  It happens to be $25 on Eden Fantasys.  It ships free if you spend $35 on their site.  Nice, yes?  I think so.

Stay tuned for whether or not Contour M deserves my love or not!


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